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Every video, filed like the good store clerk I never was. Browse the shelves.

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Hands on a Hardbody video stillVHS / 1997Cult Classic
Hands on a Hardbody

Cult Classic / 01:10

Hands on a Hardbody

A documentary about twenty-four people, one truck, and the wonderfully strange limits of endurance.

Brain Dead video stillVHS / 1990Sci-Fi Horror
Brain Dead

Sci-Fi Horror / 01:04

Brain Dead

Bill Pullman, Bill Paxton, and a reality-bending tape that refuses to behave itself.

Arena video stillVHS / 1989Space Brawl
Arena

Space Brawl / 01:06

Arena

Humans, aliens, and intergalactic prizefighting from a gloriously rubber-suited future.

Bongwater video stillVHS / 1998Indie Comedy
Bongwater

Indie Comedy / 01:09

Bongwater

A very 1990s Portland time capsule with a cast that looks impossible in hindsight.

Holy Bat-Mania! video stillVHS / 1989TV Oddity
Holy Bat-Mania!

TV Oddity / 01:12

Holy Bat-Mania!

A home-video souvenir from the summer Batman swallowed the entire culture whole.

Savage Beach video stillVHS / 1989Action
Savage Beach

Action / 01:01

Savage Beach

Treasure maps, tropical danger, and the exact kind of action cover that earns a rental.